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Road construction, rude drivers, bad weather, bad company and a myriad of other factors while traveling America's highways and byways, can all be sources of excruciating frustration and lead to the dreaded ROAD RAGE. So it's hard to imagine why we love our cars and travel so much. Maybe it's because, no matter how bad things get, we can still find something to laugh about. Humor is the great stress reliever and can make a long journey just a little shorter.
If you have some roadside humor that you would like to share with everyone, please send e-mail or use our contact form to share your joke, story or photo. Please keep it clean. After all, this is a fun, family oriented site.
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| Blond Plate |
Ultimate Speed Trap |
| Dirty |
Nasty |
| A really cold winter! |
Thinking about buying a new car? |
| On the Run! |
What's really on this drivers mind? |
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Observing jury selection in our county courthouse one day, I was amused by one
prospective juror. An attorney asked her, "Have you ever been falsely accused of
speeding?" "No, sir," replied the woman. "I'm always guilty."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by Ethan Home |
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| Drinking on the Job |
New Bed and Breakfast |
Typical Male Driver
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| Patriotic Driver
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| Must not have PETA activists in Canada
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If you're traveling with children...
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The Little Blue Fence
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
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| Hunter and the hunted |
Redneck Hearse |
| Driving Too Fast? |
Fill 'Er Up |
| Stop - Don't Stop |
A Different Kind of Car Pool |
| Keep Right Sign |
Priceless
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| Get Out of the Car |
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